SnarkAPI

Condescension as a Service

A tiny web service with exactly one job: hand you a freshly-crafted, professionally-unhelpful remark whenever you ask. No auth, no onboarding call, no feelings taken into account.

GET snarkapi.com/api/v1/sarcasm/
Built with FastAPI·No feelings spared ·GPL-3.0
What you are signing up for

Rudeness, but well-engineered

It is a joke service that takes its craft seriously. Clean architecture on the inside, gentle character assassination on the outside.

01

One honest endpoint

A single GET returns a single slight. No keys, no quotas, no "let's hop on a quick call to discuss your needs".

02

Never the same slight twice

A rotating supply of hand-written condescension, so it stays fresh long after your self-esteem has not.

03

Rain is included

The live site types its verdict at you, slowly, over a moody blue downpour. The drama is not a bug. It is the whole point.

04

Runs on FastAPI

Ports, adapters and a proper service layer under the hood. Even the sarcasm respects the dependency direction.

Use it

One request away from being told off

Point anything that speaks HTTP at the endpoint and it answers with a fresh line. Plain text, ready to pipe.

# ask nicely; get told the truth
$ curl https://www.snarkapi.com/api/v1/sarcasm/
You’ve achieved the rare feat of being wrong in several dimensions.

Endpoint: GET /api/v1/sarcasm/ on https://www.snarkapi.com. Or just open the live site and let it type at you.